Going bird hunting? Tired of fishing out pieces of metal from your (slain) bird, and then having to do all of that seasoning before you can roast it? Shoot it with a seasoning bullet instead!
Season Shot is made of tightly packed seasoning bound by a fully biodegradable food product. The seasoning is actually injected into the bird on impact seasoning the meat from the inside out. When the bird is cooked the seasoning pellets melt into the meat spreading the flavor to the entire bird. Forget worrying about shot breaking your teeth and start wondering about which flavor shot to use!
Its tagline is Shoots. Kills. Seasons. I love too how it's being marketed to the green-minded hunters among us: Watch as your bird is seasoned on impact leaving no harmful waste behind in the environment. It's sort of majestically brilliant and fucked up, all at once. God help us all. God help those poor, unsuspecting wild turkeys.
[Thanks to AT for the link.]