So early Saturday morning, in the midst of my pre-Midnight Madness sleepfest, I wake up to my bed shaking slightly -- my phone, which is on the bed, is vibrating from a voicemail message. I proceed to listen to the most amazing voicemail message ever addressed to me -- and yes, the part that is cut out in the following audio file is definitely the caller saying, "Hey [HT], how you doin'...". ... Er, yeah. He knows my name. [In the following clip, the phone number is intentionally bleeped out.]
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I have no idea who this person is. If it's a crank call, it's pretty genius. If it's a real person, then I can't help but be mostly alarmed, but maybe slightly amused. I can say with some certainty that I never gave out my number to this fellow. One part that gets cut out slightly is where he talks about how strong he is -- he actually says "You know, I'm strong ... I can bench-press... uh ... like two-fifty." The whole thing is sheer madness. I can't get enough of it. That Vinnie, he's such a douche.
[Thanks to longlostcousin for help with cleaning up and converting the audio file!]
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